Another World

This is not my fanfiction, Thanks to Yuuko who`s made this and It`s very funny. I can`t stop laughing for 3 minutes. xD Happy Reading, I appreciate some review too :3




Once upon a time, there was a girl called Sanada Genichirou.
His parents had died, so he always lived alone.
One day, he went to go on a journey.
He saw a small cottage and peeked inside.
There was 3 bears, Papa, Mama and baby bear.
The Papa was called Oishi Shuichirou. Mama was called Eiji Kikumaru. Baby was called Echizen Ryoma. But mama always called him ‘ochibi’!


That day, mama cooked Ramen and left it in a big bowl for papa, medium bowl for mama herself, and small bowl for baby!
And Sanada hide himself , to prevent the 3 bears to see him.


When they left, sanada began to break in their house (not to steal anything!)
As sanada was hungry, He saw 3 bowls of ramen!
He tasted the first one, which is meant for Papa. He said, “Argh! Too hot !!!!!”
He tasted the second one, which is meant for Mama. He said, “brrr, too cold!!!!!”
He tasted the last one, which is meant for Baby bear. He said, “Ah! Just nice.”


He had ate finish Baby bear’s Ramen and was tired. He looked for some chairs.
He sat on the first one, which was Papa’s . He said, “OMG, Too high!”
He was scared of heights and accidentally shit on it.
He sat on the second one, which was Mama’s. He said, “Ah, Too low!”
He sat on the third one, which was Baby bear’s. He found it just right. But since he was too heavy, he broke all the chair’s legs.


Then he suddenly felt sleepy. He went to their bedrooms.
He tried on the first bed, which was papa’s. he said, “Ouch! Too hard! I think I broke my head!”
He tried on the second one, which was Mama’s. He said, “OH NO im sinking! Its too soft!”
He tried on the third one, Which was baby bear’s. He said, “Oh just nice…zzzz” and he fell asleep.


When the 3 bears came home, they saw Papa bear’s Ramen was eaten some, Mama’s ramen too.
Baby bear saw his ramen was gone, and he cried and cried and cried.
Then, they noticed someone had shit on Papa bear’s chair.
Papa bear thought, “OMG someone have to pay for this.”
Mama bear noticed someone had sat on her too soft chair.
She thought, “Who the heck did this….”


Baby bear saw his chair was broken, and it was his favourite too!
He cried and cried and cried again.
Mama bear had to console him again.
Papa bear and Mama bear was suspicious and checked their bedrooms.
They saw the blankets and pillows were messed up. And baby bear with his parents checked baby bear’s bedroom and saw one suspicious body sleeping on the bed.


They woke Sanada up, and baby bear had prepared a knife to kill sanada for finishing his ramen, breaking his chair, and sleeping on his bed!
Sanada had apologized to them at least 10000000000 times and they did not wanna forgive him for turning the house upside down.


Baby bear fight with Sanada, and he killed him with the knife on his hand.
Papa bear and mama bear witness it, and thought what cruel child they had, and decided to call the police.
Police came, and arrested Baby bear, (don’t forget his name is Ryoma.) , and he was given the death sentence.


Mama bear was too heartbroken, she was tired and suddenly died.
Papa bear was not heartbroken, but he was a playbear (playboy LOL) .
He remarried with an ox. They were a matching couple, because ox’s horns were up, oishi’s fringe were down, and his fringe looked like an ox’s horn.. (no offence to Oishi’s fans xD )
They gave birth to a ox-bear called Echizen Ryoga.
And they lived happily ever after.